Roast my Resume
Stop sending mediocre resumes. Let our AI tell you why your resume isn't getting callbacks and how to fix it.
Generic Content
Your 'detail-oriented team player' bio isn't fooling anyone
Missing Keywords
ATS systems are rejecting you faster than dating apps
Weak Metrics
Those vague achievements aren't impressing anyone
Poor Structure
Your formatting is more chaotic than your career path
ATS Unfriendly
Fancy formatting that robots can't read
Buzzword Bingo
We get it, you're a 'synergistic thought leader'
Why Your Resume Needs This Roast
Because your mom's feedback isn't helping your career, and your friends are too nice to tell you the truth.
ATS Optimization
Your resume gets rejected by ATS faster than dating apps. We'll tell you why and how to fix it.
Format Destruction
That creative format you're so proud of? It's making recruiters cry. Time for some tough love.
Content Critique
"Detail-oriented team player" - Really? We'll help you turn generic fluff into compelling achievements.
Keyword Analysis
Missing the mark on job-specific keywords? We'll align your resume with what recruiters want.
Impact Metrics
Turn vague accomplishments into powerful, quantifiable achievements that grab attention.
Section Review
From summary to skills, we'll tear apart every section to rebuild it stronger.
Industry Insights
Get tailored advice based on your industry's standards and expectations.
Competitive Edge
Stand out from the crowd with data-driven recommendations and industry best practices.
Expert in Every Field
Whether you're a tech wizard or a creative genius, our AI knows exactly how to roast your resume to perfection.
Tech & Engineering
From junior devs to tech leads
Common Resume Killers:
- Technical skills not ATS-friendly
- Project impacts not quantified
- Overuse of technical jargon
Business & Finance
Stand out in competitive markets
Common Resume Killers:
- Vague achievement metrics
- Generic MBA buzzwords
- Weak executive presence
Recent Graduates
Turn education into opportunity
Common Resume Killers:
- Lack of relevant experience
- Academic focus only
- Missing transferable skills
Healthcare
From clinicians to administrators
Common Resume Killers:
- Clinical jargon overload
- Certification formatting
- Impact not highlighted
Creative & Design
Balance creativity with professionalism
Common Resume Killers:
- Over-designed layouts
- Portfolio integration
- Skill quantification
Career Transition
Bridge the experience gap
Common Resume Killers:
- Irrelevant experience focus
- Missing skill transfers
- Unclear career narrative
How The Roasting Works
Four simple steps to transform your resume from tragic to terrific
Upload Your Resume
Submit your PDF resume and choose your roasting persona. Yes, it's that simple (unlike your job search).
AI Analysis Begins
Our AI scans every bullet point, formatting choice, and questionable career decision you've made.
Deep Resume Roasting
Get a brutally honest breakdown of your resume's strengths (if any) and weaknesses (there's plenty).
Actionable Fixes
Receive specific improvements that'll transform your resume from rejection magnet to interview generator.
Real Roast Examples
See how our AI transforms weak resume sections into powerful career statements
• Responsible for managing team projects and ensuring deadlines were met • Helped increase company revenue • Worked with cross-functional teams
Generic responsibilities without quantifiable impact. As exciting as watching paint dry.
• Led 5-person team to deliver $2M project 2 weeks ahead of schedule • Implemented cost-saving initiatives resulting in 23% revenue increase ��� Orchestrated collaboration between 4 departments to reduce delivery time by 35%
Specific achievements with metrics. Now we're talking numbers that make recruiters pay attention.
Live Roasting Stats
Watch in real-time as we transform careers and crush dreams (respectfully)
Total Roasts
Active Job Seekers
Avg. Interview Rate
Industries Served
Live Roasting Feed
Resume Transformation Leaders
From rejection pile to interview pile - our top resume transformations and ruthless roasters
+312%
Interview RateFrom 5% to 20% callback rate
+278%
Application SuccessFrom 12 to 45 interviews/month
+245%
Salary Offers$85K to $140K offers
Frequently Roasted Questions
Everything you need to know about our resume roasting service (and some things you didn't want to know)
Still have questions? Contact our support team. They're almost as brutal as our AI.