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Choose from our menu of ego-shattering takedowns. Each roast comes with a complimentary reality check, useful feedback metrics, and zero sugar coating.
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Roast my Wedding Dress
Is your dress a showstopper or a snooze fest?
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Roast my Outfit
Fashion police or fashion faux pas? Let's find out.
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Roast my Code
Submit your proudest code. We'll debug your inflated sense of programming skills.
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Roast my Instagram
Think you're the next Instagram influencer? We'll show you why you're more likely to be a meme than a meme influencer.
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Roast my Pet's Instagram
Your pet isn't as photogenic as you think. Let's see why they'll never be the next Grumpy Cat.
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Roast my TikTok
Think you're going viral? We'll show you why your content is more pandemic than trending.
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Roast my Music
Think your music is fire? Our AI will show you why it's more of a dumpster fire.
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Roast my Spotify Playlist
Think your music taste is fire? Our AI will show you why it's more of a dumpster fire.
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Roast my Cooking
Describe your signature dish. Our AI will explain why it belongs in the trash.
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Roast my Car
Tell us about your ride. We'll tell you why it's a bigger disappointment than you are.
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Roast my Artwork
Show us your masterpiece. We'll reveal why it's more 'piece' than 'master'.
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Roast my Room
Think your interior design skills are Pinterest-worthy? Let's see what our AI thinks about your 'aesthetic'.
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Roast my Gaming Setup
RGB doesn't make you pro. Let's see why your 'battlestation' is more like a surrender station.
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Roast my LinkedIn
'Thought leader'? More like thought follower. Let's analyze your professional cringe factor.
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Roast my Dating Profile
Still single? Your dating profile might be why. Let AI tell you what everyone's too polite to say.
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Roast my YouTube Channel
Dreams of going viral? Let's see why you're more likely to go bacterial. Analyze your content strategy.
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Roast my Pitch Deck
Think you'll get that funding? Our AI will show you why investors would rather burn their money.
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Roast my Handwriting
Think your handwriting has character? More like it has multiple personality disorder.
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Roast my Podcast
Think you're the next Joe Rogan? Let's analyze why your podcast puts the 'cast' in podcast disaster.
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Roast my Makeup
Your makeup skills aren't fooling anyone. Let's see why you should've stopped at moisturizer.
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Roast my Gym Form
Think you're the next fitness influencer? Our AI will show you why you're more CrossFail than CrossFit.
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Roast my Shopify Store
Think your Shopify store is a success? Let's see why it's more likely to be a failed startup than a successful store.
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Roast my Etsy Shop
'Handmade with love'? More like 'abandoned with desperation'. Let's fix your shop's conversion rate.
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Roast my Photography
Think you're the next Annie Leibovitz? Let's see why your photos belong in the recycling bin.
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