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For the masochists
Pro
Where the real damage happens. Unlimited roasts, zero sugar-coating.
$9.99 per month
- Unlimited roasts (fair use)
- All categories unlocked
- All personas unlocked
- Multi-persona fusion
- Full scoring dashboards
- PDF exports
- No watermark
- Save roast history
Hate subscriptions? We get it.
One-Time Roast Credits
Buy once, roast whenever. No recurring charges—or excuses.
5 credits
$3
$0.60 per roast
Best value
15 credits
$5
$0.33 per roast
40 credits
$10
$0.25 per roast
What You Get (And What You're Missing)
Every plan, every roast. No fine print, just facts.
| Feature | Free | Pro | Credits |
|---|---|---|---|
Roast my Landing Page Detailed critique of your landing pages with improvement suggestions | |||
Roast my Resume Get brutally honest feedback to make your resume stand out from the crowd | |||
Roast my Startup Uncover blind spots in your business model and growth strategy | |||
Roast my Code Find bugs, anti-patterns, and performance issues in your codebase | — | ||
Roast my Instagram Learn why your posts aren't getting the engagement they deserve | — | ||
Roast my Music Get a professional critique of your composition, mixing, and production | — | ||
Roast my Spotify Playlist Discover why your playlist might be putting people to sleep | — | ||
Roast my Wedding Dress Find out if your dress choice will turn heads for the right reasons | — | ||
Roast my Outfit Get fashion advice that your friends are too nice to give you | — | ||
Roast my Cooking Learn why Gordon Ramsay would probably yell at you | — | ||
Roast my Car Discover if your ride is as cool as you think it is | — | ||
Roast my Artwork Get a gallery-worthy critique of your artistic masterpiece | — | ||
Unlock all personas Access all AI personas for deeper roasts in every category | — | ||
Save roast history Access and revisit past roasts | — | ||
PDF export Download your roast as a PDF | — | ||
No watermark Clean, professional output | — |
Frequently Roasted Questions
Everything you need to know before we take your money