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Your Landing Page Roast Results 🔥

Well Done
Overall Roast Score
How well did your landing page fare?
55%
Rare
Well Done
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Navigation Analysis
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    Ah, the minimalist's dream: a navigation bar disguised as a chameleon and forgotten entirely on mobile. You know your nav is practically nonexistent, right? Must've been doing it for the 'challenge'.

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Top Strengths
Here's what your landing page does really well
  • Invisibility cloak nav: A great surprise for users seeking undocumented adventures.

    Strength 1
  • Helvetica might be outraged, but your fixation on Montserrat everywhere is...a choice.

    Strength 2
  • Button sizes are on point, making them look impressive, if only they worked.

    Strength 3
  • Large footer—perfect for those who landed on the page and forgot why.

    Strength 4
  • Button shape consistency: Could have been a game-changer... if the buttons did anything.

    Strength 5
  • Links practice non-verbal communication skills—find your zen in clicking nowhere.

    Strength 6
  • Your minimalistic touch on nav bars screams "discovered" and "challenging"!

    Strength 7
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