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Brutal Truth Ahead
Landing Page Roast 🎯

"Your landing page has more padding than a sumo wrestler's breakfast"

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Warning: Our AI doesn't do participation trophies. We turn mediocrity to ashes and serve cold, hard truth with surgical precision.

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Choose Your Roast

Choose from our menu of ego-shattering takedowns. Each roast comes with a complimentary reality check, useful feedback metrics, and zero sugar coating.

Roast my Wedding Dress

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Style

Roast my Wedding Dress

Is your dress a showstopper or a snooze fest?

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Roast my Outfit

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Style

Roast my Outfit

Fashion police or fashion faux pas? Let's find out.

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Roast my Code

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Tech

Roast my Code

Submit your proudest code. We'll debug your inflated sense of programming skills.

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Roast my Instagram

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Lifestyle

Roast my Instagram

Think you're the next Instagram influencer? We'll show you why you're more likely to be a meme than a meme influencer.

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Roast my Pet's Instagram

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Lifestyle

Roast my Pet's Instagram

Your pet isn't as photogenic as you think. Let's see why they'll never be the next Grumpy Cat.

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Roast my TikTok

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Tech

Roast my TikTok

Think you're going viral? We'll show you why your content is more pandemic than trending.

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Roast my Music

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Lifestyle

Roast my Music

Think your music is fire? Our AI will show you why it's more of a dumpster fire.

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Roast my Spotify Playlist

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Lifestyle

Roast my Spotify Playlist

Think your music taste is fire? Our AI will show you why it's more of a dumpster fire.

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Roast my Cooking

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Lifestyle

Roast my Cooking

Describe your signature dish. Our AI will explain why it belongs in the trash.

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Not Roasted Enough?

Find more ways to destroy your self-esteem in our full menu of verbal violence.

The Process

How RoastGPT Works

Our AI doesn't just roast - it performs psychological warfare with pinpoint accuracy and zero remorse.

01

Pick Your Target

Tell us what needs to be absolutely destroyed today.

20+ Ways to End Careers

Weakness Scanner

Our AI sniffs out everything you're trying to hide

Pain Points

Choose where it hurts most - we'll make it worse

Damage Control

Preview the carnage before we go public

02

Watch It Burn

Our AI goes for the jugular with zero mercy or restraint.

Emotional Damage™

Deep Wounds

Multiple AIs tag-team your insecurities

Raw Speed

Witness your self-esteem vanish in real-time

Pro Pain

Industry-specific roasts that hit where it counts

03

Face Reality

Get violated by truth bombs wrapped in premium grade insults.

Reality Check™

Tough Love

Brutal honesty that'll keep you up at night

Fix Your Life

Actually useful advice buried in the ashes

Flex The Pain

Show everyone how bad you got owned

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Features

Features That Sizzle

Everything you need to roast your projects to perfection, all in one place.

Lightning-Fast Roasts

Our AI delivers scorching comebacks faster than you can say 'ouch'.

Instant feedback generation
Real-time analysis
Quick iteration cycles

Lightning-Fast Roasts

Blazing Fast

Get your roast in under 10 seconds

Ego-Proof Guarantee

We can't promise your ego will survive, but we guarantee you'll laugh.

Constructive criticism
Actionable feedback
Balanced perspective

Roasts for Everything

From startups to Spotify playlists—nothing is safe from our fiery wit.

20+ roast categories
Specialized AI models
Category-specific insights

Burns with Purpose

For every zinger, we sneak in advice so good, you'll thank us through the tears.

AI-powered insights
Industry best practices
Expert recommendations

Adjustable Heat

Control the burn from 'Gentle Critique' to 'Nuclear Roast'.

Customizable intensity
Personality matching
Tone control

Share Your Burns

Let the world witness your roasting journey.

Social media integration
Embed options
Private sharing

Always Evolving

Fresh burns, new categories, and smarter roasts.

Weekly updates
New roast types
Improved algorithms

Voice Roasts

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Hear your roast in various AI voices.

Multiple voices
Custom accents
Emotional delivery

Video Roasts

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Visual roasts with maximum impact.

Animated feedback
Visual explanations
Shareable clips
New features are added every week

Ready to Get Roasted?

Join thousands of others who've embraced the burn and emerged stronger.Your journey to improvement starts with a roast.