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Warning: Our AI doesn't do participation trophies. We turn mediocrity to ashes and serve cold, hard truth with surgical precision.
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Choose from our menu of ego-shattering takedowns. Each roast comes with a complimentary reality check, useful feedback metrics, and zero sugar coating.

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Roast my Wedding Dress
Is your dress a showstopper or a snooze fest?

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Roast my Outfit
Fashion police or fashion faux pas? Let's find out.

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Roast my Code
Submit your proudest code. We'll debug your inflated sense of programming skills.

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Roast my Instagram
Think you're the next Instagram influencer? We'll show you why you're more likely to be a meme than a meme influencer.

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Roast my Pet's Instagram
Your pet isn't as photogenic as you think. Let's see why they'll never be the next Grumpy Cat.

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Roast my TikTok
Think you're going viral? We'll show you why your content is more pandemic than trending.

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Roast my Music
Think your music is fire? Our AI will show you why it's more of a dumpster fire.

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Roast my Spotify Playlist
Think your music taste is fire? Our AI will show you why it's more of a dumpster fire.

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Roast my Cooking
Describe your signature dish. Our AI will explain why it belongs in the trash.